Tim Vine

Award-Winning Stand-up Comedian

Tim Vine is an English writer, actor, comedian and presenter - the undisputed king of the one liners and before the welcoming applause has died down he'll have rattled off five or more jokes. A huge live draw, Tim has numerous sell-out tours, DVDs a joke book and a 'Bumper Book of Silliness' to his name. A gifted multi-instrumentalist.

"The audience came to hear jokes so I'll give 'em jokes"

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  • Comedy
  • Host and Awards
  • Moderator


He presents in English.

How he presents

Tim is exceptionally amusing and a hugely popular choice at a variety of events with a relentless stream of one-liners and puns.

Books & Media

  • The Not Quite Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book
  • The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

In Detail

He has won the Perrier Best Newcomer Award and been shortlisted for the main award and for Time Out's New Act of the Year. He is regularly listed in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival's annual shortlist of the funniest jokes at the festival, and has won the award with 'I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.' Tim was the co-star (and co-writer) of BBC1's hit sit-com Not Going Out alongside fellow comedian Lee Mack. He and Lee also appeared together in The Sketch Show. As a standup, Tim has appeared on Live at the Apollo, The Royal Variety Show, and The Stand Up Show, and on shows including QI, Room 101, and Countdown. He also launched Channel 5 with Julia Bradbury.


Tim is a master of puns. He rattles off a barrage of one-liners so fast that you won't know what hit you. So quick is he that he once held the world record for the most jokes told in one hour with 499. He'll even use a variety of props to get a laugh, even if he only has to use them once.


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